Faydra, you've changed my life. ^_^ This one's for you!!

(to the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John)


I checked the boards last night, pre-raid
It was around… 3am
And I thought my mom… was in bed by then

Now all I wanted was an AV fight
But momma found my post
And I wont be on… tonight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Before she ever lets me back online
She said Im grounded, I can’t play no more
I was owned by Mom…
Owned by Mom… burned by her in front of the whole world

Now im listed on everyone’s blogs
Get laughed at every single time I log
Movie night, sanity’s under attack
Now im begging Mom
Mom please don’t… make me watch ‘How Stella Got Her Groove Back’

The boards ain’t the kind of place to stalk your kids
In fact it's cruel as hell
And there's no reason to flame them if you did

And all my friends said 
Ha! Boy you just got served!
Just like you were a 5 course meal.
You got Faydrowned!

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Before she ever lets me back online
She said Im grounded, I can’t play no more
I was owned by Mom…
Owned by Mom… burned by her in front of the whole world

Now im listed on everyone’s blogs
Get laughed at every single time I log
Movie night, sanity’s under attack
Now im begging Mom
Mom please don’t
make me watch ‘How Stella Got Her Groove Back’

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time